not that much of a cutie

orpheusilver:

orpheusilver:

orpheusilver:

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

(via yo-its-matt)

sacred-portal:

(via totallyseiso)

vivicas-dollhouse:

And i shit you not the pasta was creepy

(via imaveryevilenby)

valtsv:

“dual wielding is too dangerous and impractical to be effective in real life combat” dual wielding is cool and sexy and sick as fuck and he who makes his enemy look like a lame little punk ass loser has already won half the battle before he even starts fighting the war. sun tzu said that.

(via lesbianshepard)

tastywormfood:

(via unma)

edgy-dragon-trash:

Fat dragon sleeping with it’s belly up. You agree.

(via caramelcrow)

mxyzptplk:

no u fucken dont

(via txttletale)

beardedmrbean:

(via forsimplybeing)

cleaverqueer:

One thing about me is I do not know how to gracefully end a conversation. I will straight up stop speaking and walk away

(via forsimplybeing)

glutko:

No Silksong news in the Direct… sigh

(via neildylandy)

furrylibrarian:

You should turn into a dragon. For your mental health.

(via neildylandy)

loveridden1999:

(via striders)

reeddraws:

I’m playing around with a simple landscape today. I’d really appreciate it if the weather cools down soon 😅
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Daily drawing 2163.

(via egberts)

lycanfall:

(flirting) what if i named my sword after you and kissed the blade before each battle for good luck

(via fwizard)

nudityandnerdery:

shamebats:

[image ID: TikTok comment by Spedubopy: I once had a german bouncer look at my pre transition-ID and then back at me and just go “ja das ist an improvement” /end ID]

Assigned gender at bouncer

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